The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground
You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off
Hot water comes out of both taps
The trees are whistling for dogs
Your biggest bicycle accident fear is: “What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death!”
The cows give evaporated milk
You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs
You discover that it takes only two fingers to drive your car
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state
