You Read This Entire List, And Keep Nodding And Smiling
When You Go Home You Still Answer The Phone In A Business Manner
You Try To Enter Your Password On The Microwave
You e-mail Your Buddy Who Works At the Desk Next To You
Your Reason For Not Staying In Touch With Family Is That They Don’t Have e-mail Addresses
You Hear Most Of Your Jokes Online Instead of In Person
You Are Already Late On The Assignment You Just Got
Contractors Outnumber Permanent Staff And Have The Longest Service Awards
The Only Reason You Recognize Your Kids Is Because Their Pictures Are On Your Desktop
When You Make Phone Calls From Home, You Accidentally Insert A “9” To Get An Outside Line
