Top Ten Reasons You Know Your Dealing With An Engineer

  • They Can Fix Anything From Can Openers To Routers
  • In College, They Thought “Spring Break” Was Metal Fatigue Failure
  • They Only Write With Mechanical Pencils
  • They Make Four Sets of Drawing with Seven Revision In Order To Build A Birdhouse
  • Not Even Their Closest Family Members Have A Clue What They Do For A Living – But That Does Not Stop Them From Explaining
  • They Have Trouble Writing On Paper Without Horizontal and Vertical Lines
  • The Highlight of Their Last Vacation Was A Personal Tour Of The Cruise Ship’s Engine Room
  • They Know Every Letter In The Greek Alphabet
  • They Think Pocket Protectors Are A Fashion Accessory
  • They Regard Dilbert Has A Documentary Rather Than a Comic Strip