How You Know You’re Dealing With Finance

  • They Have No Idea That Gap Is Also A Clothing Store
  • They Created A Fall Commitment View For Their Family
  • They Think A “Half-day” Is Working To 5 O’clock
  • They Have Named Their Calculator
  • They Do NPV Calculations At Dinner Parties
  • They Don’t Read Novel Because The Only Numbers In Them Are Page Numbers
  • They use #3 pencils
  • They Lecture Neighborhood Kids On How To Improve Their Lemonade Stand
  • They Use An Excel Spreadsheet To Explain What They Do For
  • A Living – Heck, They Need An Excel Spreadsheet To Explain Anything
  • They Calculate The ROI For Their Vegetable Garden