10 Ways You Know Your Dealing With LGA

  • They Write A 10,000 Word Document And Call It A Brief
  • They Always Give You All The Information You Need, You Just Can’t Understand A Word Of It.
  • They Insist On Having Three Witnesses In The Room During Management Performance Reviews
  • They Give Their Kids Document Retention Guidelines For Their School Homework
  • They Believe A 40-word Sentence Is Short
  • It Always Seems That the More LGA Folks We Have, The More We Need Them
  • The Largest Font Size Setting In Their Microsoft Word Is 6
  • You Bring Your Pit Bull To Work And He Refuses To Bite Anyone In LGA out of Professional Courtesy
  • The Birthday Card They Send You Has 50 Footnotes and Case Law Citations
  • Out of Habit They File Their Time Reports & Expense Vouchers Just Before 5PM on Friday