You Find Yourself Saying “Please Calendarize That Project”
You Provide Writing Implement Is A Pen With Purple Ink.
Whenever You Are Faced With A Situation You Don’t Want To Deal With, You Quickly Recite The Phrase “That’s An HR Issue”
You Begin To Accept The Notion That Some Things Are Not Measurable
You Have An Unquenchable Desire To Create Binder
You Actually Begin To Believe You Understand The Benefits Package
You Can Write A Dozen Performance Appraisals Without Using A Thesaurus
You Realize Your HR Team Was Speaking English All Along
You Are Able To Articulate Your Entire Strategy Using Multi-Colored Post-It Notes
You Get Excited By A 0.5% Pay Raise
