You Start Referring To Your Credit Card Balance As “Contra Revenue”.
When You Meet Your Child’s Teacher, You Call Yourself Your Kid’s ACE Officer.
After Filing Your Taxes Online, You Brag About “e-bonding” With The IRS
After A State Trooper Pulled You Over For Doing 90, You Told Him You Were Practicing For The “Accelerate To Win” Program.
You Proposed To Your Wife, By Telling Her You Wanted To “Leverag The Synergies Of Converged Persons.”
Before The Girl Scout Cookie Drive, You Give Your Brownie Troop a Lecture On Accounts Receivable
You Pick Up Your Coffee From Both 7-11 and Quik-Chek, So You Have a “Multi-Vendor Strategy.”
You Require Your Spouse To Fill Out A “Competitive Price Field” On Their Grocery Shopping List
You Refer To A Six Pack of Beer As A “Feature Bundle”
When You Give Your Child His Birthday Gift, You Tell Him It Is For “Unprecedented Performance”
