You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built in keyboard and mouse.
Your dog has its own home page.
You leave the modem speaker on after connecting because you think it sounds like the ocean wind the perfect soundtrack for “surfing the net”.
Your wife says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.
You realize there is not a sound in the house and you have no idea where your children are.
You can’t call your mother, she doesn’t have a modem.
You are so familiar with the WWW that you find the search engines useless.
All of your friends have an @ in their names.
All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8, ISDN, cable modem, T1, T3.
You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives.
