They Write A 10,000 Word Document And Call It A Brief
They Always Give You All The Information You Need, You Just Can’t Understand A Word Of It.
They Insist On Having Three Witnesses In The Room During Management Performance Reviews
They Give Their Kids Document Retention Guidelines For Their School Homework
They Believe A 40-word Sentence Is Short
It Always Seems That the More LGA Folks We Have, The More We Need Them
The Largest Font Size Setting In Their Microsoft Word Is 6
You Bring Your Pit Bull To Work And He Refuses To Bite Anyone In LGA out of Professional Courtesy
The Birthday Card They Send You Has 50 Footnotes and Case Law Citations
Out of Habit They File Their Time Reports & Expense Vouchers Just Before 5PM on Friday
