Top Ten Reasons You’ll Know Its 2010

  • You Read This Entire List, And Keep Nodding And Smiling
  • When You Go Home You Still Answer The Phone In A Business Manner
  • You Try To Enter Your Password On The Microwave
  • You e-mail Your Buddy Who Works At the Desk Next To You
  • Your Reason For Not Staying In Touch With Family Is That They Don’t Have e-mail Addresses
  • You Hear Most Of Your Jokes Online Instead of In Person
  • You Are Already Late On The Assignment You Just Got
  • Contractors Outnumber Permanent Staff And Have The Longest Service Awards
  • The Only Reason You Recognize Your Kids Is Because Their Pictures Are On Your Desktop
  • When You Make Phone Calls From Home, You Accidentally Insert A “9” To Get An Outside Line