New Years Resolutions for Internet Junkies

  • I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses
  • I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I’m not a clock watcher
  • I resolve to work with neglected children — my own
  • I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail
  • I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
  • I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily…well, once a week…okay, monthly then…or maybe…
  • I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).
  • When I hear “Where do you want to go today?” I will not reply “MS Tech Support.”
  • I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning… 4:30 is much more practical.
  • When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, “LOL… LOL!”