10 Ways To Know You’ve Spent Too Much Time With Your HR Support

  • You Find Yourself Saying “Please Calendarize That Project”
  • You Provide Writing Implement Is A Pen With Purple Ink.
  • Whenever You Are Faced With A Situation You Don’t Want To Deal With, You Quickly Recite The Phrase “That’s An HR Issue”
  • You Begin To Accept The Notion That Some Things Are Not Measurable
  • You Have An Unquenchable Desire To Create Binder
  • You Actually Begin To Believe You Understand The Benefits Package
  • You Can Write A Dozen Performance Appraisals Without Using A Thesaurus
  • You Realize Your HR Team Was Speaking English All Along
  • You Are Able To Articulate Your Entire Strategy Using Multi-Colored Post-It Notes
  • You Get Excited By A 0.5% Pay Raise