10 Ways To Know You’ve Spent Too Much Time With The Sales Team

  • You Start Referring To Your Credit Card Balance As “Contra Revenue”.
  • When You Meet Your Child’s Teacher, You Call Yourself Your Kid’s ACE Officer.
  • After Filing Your Taxes Online, You Brag About “e-bonding” With The IRS
  • After A State Trooper Pulled You Over For Doing 90, You Told Him You Were Practicing For The “Accelerate To Win” Program.
  • You Proposed To Your Wife, By Telling Her You Wanted To “Leverag The Synergies Of Converged Persons.”
  • Before The Girl Scout Cookie Drive, You Give Your Brownie Troop a Lecture On Accounts Receivable
  • You Pick Up Your Coffee From Both 7-11 and Quik-Chek, So You Have a “Multi-Vendor Strategy.”
  • You Require Your Spouse To Fill Out A “Competitive Price Field” On Their Grocery Shopping List
  • You Refer To A Six Pack of Beer As A “Feature Bundle”
  • When You Give Your Child His Birthday Gift, You Tell Him It Is For “Unprecedented Performance”